Alan Smith in Toronto, ON | Sheridan College - York University

Alan Smith

Male, 37 years old

7 Things you don't know about me. I'm a lifelong subscriber to National Geographic. My pile of NG's has grown to be 3 times taller than me. I'm addicted to tying Tie knots. I do it late at night when I can't sleep, and sometimes it keeps me from sleeping. I couldn't talk until I was 3, but I could read at 2, and drive at 4. (crazy Dad!) I only ride escalators backwards. Have done so for 6 years. No reason why. I used dice to determine my eating habits for a full 4 years. Don't anymore though. I had a post office box as a kid, that I rented for my illicit and fraudulent activities regarding fake companies I set up and scammed other companies with. I'm REALLY afraid of umbrellas. I'm pretty sure they are going to poke my eye out on the street with all those pointy corners at eye level. Why are these things legal?!?! read more ...