bethany eppner

Bethany L. Eppner

Female, 43 years old

I have no time for the mundane. I can't relate to vegetarians. I am always ready to wrestle. I am wildly creative. My nose whistles when I breathe. I was born with a hole in my heart and am a precocious smartass (also true). I am in touch with my inner jap and sometimes respond to the name 'Golda.' I have freakishly strong hands. I believe in rescuing animals, not people. I am accident prone and, trust me, I am a doctor (in my head)...
  • documentaries
  • dating
  • relationships
  • radiohead
  • brunch
  • morcheeba
  • morrissey
  • ozomatli
  • Washington University In St. Louis
  • Nightingalebamford
  • Class Of 1998
  • Creative Director

Public Records

Arrest Records

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