I'm a boring, self-centered, toothless loser. There is not a single redeemable value to this person. I have poor hygiene, and even worse eating habits. I like to chew on garlic flavored pickles, and then ask people if they like my breath. I sneeze at people on purpose. I like to scrape pieces of chewing gum off the ground and blow bubbles with it (the dirt really adds texture).
