Elena Garcia

35 years old

Hi I'm Elena! I really don't know how to describe myself! So yeah! dodododo! I'm not real exciting! Sorry guys! Umm.... well I am very dorky, nerdy and kinda weird! I make really bad jokes and then I'll laugh for like 20 minutes because i think I'm hilarious but I'm really not. I don't like mean people! I like positivity! yay! happiness! I have really corky catch phrases that I use all the time! Like for example my come back to everything is "your mom." And after a "hot boy moment," or a "stupid moment" or a "no duh moment" I always say "Hi?!" I eat a tremendous amount of un healthy food and I never exercise! Which might be cool now because my metabolism is still high but in a couple of years I'm gonna weigh 700 pounds. I love my friends more then anything in the world! I' an only child so my friends are my world, my life and my heart! So if you mess with them i will kill you and kidnap your first born child! Just kidding! kinda! Ohh here is something cool about me! My birthday is the day before Cinco de Mayo so its Quatro de Mayo!! Umm ohh and here is something even better! I have a dog named Tinkerbelle and she is so precious! I love her to death! she is AWESOME!! ok well that's it for me i guess! If you can think of anything else let me know! MWAH! I luv you! SMILE!! read more ...
  • tv
  • reading
  • talking
  • mxpx
  • ludacris
  • hoobastank
  • jay-z
  • siddhartha
  • selena
  • harry potter
  • Speech Communication

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Arrest Records

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