Living in Portland, where even Chuck Palahniuk admits we all lead secret lives.  Current projects include: trying to have a British alter ego at queensforgottenchildren.blogspot.com, quit my day job at http://www.etsy.com/shop/CoPirate , create my own spaceship and/or time machine, and otherwise trying to make a dishonest living.    ,I'm waiting for my age to catch up with my cynicism.,
