Purveyor of useless trivia and all-around go-to guy. I think I may have been born in the wrong culture - I dig soccer over baseball & football, cycling & running over NASCAR, rice & pasta over meat & potatoes, and chopsticks over fork & spoon (except when it comes to the spork, of course!). Hopefully my purpose on this planet is more than to serve as a warning to others (but I'm still not sure what it is).
