Jack Saturn

Male, 42 years old

jack saturn
Where should I begin? I could ramble on sarcastically forever, but the facts are simply that I am exceedingly sweet, self-deprecating and the owner of a great smile, should you cause me to unleash it. See, I'm the guy sitting alone at a table that you don't sit down next to because you assume, erroneously, that he prefers his solitude. (There you go, making an "ass" out of "u" and "me.") I'm the class clown to some and a quiet companion to others. I enjoy reading aloud in front of groups and eating to excess. I shudder when people casually request that I "tell (them) about (myself)" -- the open-endedness of it bugs me -- but specific questions are never uninvited. read more ...
  • abc
  • music
  • dancing
  • strength
  • karaoke
  • crushes
  • recycling
  • diy
  • queen
  • bicycling
  • bread
  • Portland State University
  • Huntsville High School
  • Class Of 1995
  • Hermitage
  • Black Wagon
  • Independent Publishing Resource Center

Public Records

Arrest Records

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