Jeff S. Shaner

Male, 42 years old

im sick of people who say they like everything but hate rap and country yet love snoop and dre and johnny cash and willie nelson. i hate all jack johnson and dave matthews they suck balls. i own a collection of yard cars in oroville, i know how to make crack, i like to sleep, i like trail mix, i love vinyl, i can make my leg dissappear, i've got a porcelin tooth, i can take good photos when i want to, i can juggle, i once caught an 18 pound ling cod, i said hi to yoko ono once. i want to drive across country agian, i know a lot of talented musicians and i'm happy for that, i'm gonna write a book someday about yard cars. i've got lyrics that will make your panties drop. i have 6 kinds of morning glories growing in front of my house. i have a pet rat named ratfield. i like mexican food, i like new orleans and cleveland. read more ...
  • california
  • photography
  • warm
  • birds
  • pink
  • design
  • airplanes
  • frisbees
  • zion
  • fans
  • Printer
  • Janitor
  • Production Assistant
  • Boxer
  • Soda Jerk
  • Fusser

Public Records

Arrest Records

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