My birth was the result of the forbidden love between an Arabic bedouin windsurfer and a lesbian mime. My mother(the lesbian mime) threw me in a dumpster upon recognizing my birth. I dangled from her vagina connected by the umbilical cord for three years before her revelation. I spent my wonder years as the reserve bass player for Mott the Hoople, documenting the entire experience in the now acclaimed diary, The Existential Musings of a Prepubescent Sex Slave. The success of the journal afforded me the opportunity to attend any of the most prestigious universities in America. Naturally, I chose James Madison University in Harrisonburg, Va where I received a degree in Sincerity/Honesty. Now a graduate, I have decided to focus my attention on helping those less fortunate. I now teach sculpture to a class of mentally disabled ten year olds (about the same age as when I was raped by Mott the Hoople). I love the little guys! They mostly just throw clay at me, but they'll get it soon enough. Also, I am blonde and play guitar.read more ...read less ...
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