Matthew C. Baron

Male, 45 years old

I am tha Ultrakronik Monstah. Seriously. That's my Wu-Tang Clan name. How hot is that?! I collect nicknames like a dog collects fleas. They stick to me. Other than that, I just go from day to day, pluggin' away in my office, tryin' to stay gruntled. I wake up, I "work," I meet up with friends, I drink, I sleep. As the shampoo bottle says, "Lather, rinse, repeat." Not much else to say, other than that I'm a smart-ass with a wicked vicious streak of Schadenfreude running through me. Everyone is entitled to their own vices. Mine is laughing at the suffering of others. Well, that and drinking. read more ...
  • football
  • movies
  • music
  • baseball
  • drinking
  • firefly
  • dating
  • ska
  • punk
  • renaissance
  • New York University
  • John F. Kennedy High School
  • Class Of 1996
  • Class Of 1986
  • Class Of 1988
  • Lawyer

Public Records

Arrest Records

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