Hello, my name is Michael, but you may call me Mike, or Mikey or whatever I don't care. I'm a nerd and I love it, and this is my freakin' profile. Everything you need to know about me is on this page except this one crucial nugget of Xanatwo information, "yes, I do enjoy a good fart joke every now and then." 1. I am a Christian 2. I am a Republican 3. I am Pro-Life 4. I am married to super-hottie named Kym. 5. I have a sexy beard