Ryan Trainor is an attractive man of about 45.  He is 6'3" and when he walks, he leaves rainbows that last for an average of 23.8 minutes, subject to ambient weather conditions.  He is half man, 30% metaphysical abstraction, and contains trace amounts of sweet, sweet brown sugar.  He loves to eat red quesadillas, and can count to 11 on his fingers, even though he only has 10.,I’m a prisoner of hope, though. Gonna die a prisoner of hope.,
