I'd delete this 3 A.M. profile message but it's just too precious: "My thoughts on beating people with dildos: First, you sneak up behind them, then... ::whack whack whack:: We have a dildo in this room... It's a blue one, about 18 inches long and doubles as a wrist comfort thingie for a computer... or maybe it's the other way around... I'd much rather beat someone with a dildo than write this 30 page paper. Hmm.. I should go inspect my bush when this is all over. It might have an infestation. Ha ha wjeeee! It's late and I hate being in this classroom!! I hate plants too, all photosynthsizing and shit. It's all David Matthew's fault, that son-of-a-bitch. I don't know David Matthews but I'm sure my life failures are all his fault. I NEED SLEEP!! This is no way to get an education, Nazi bastards!!! Maybe I should just go get knocked up and forfeight the degree! Technically that WOULD maximize my reproductive effort. Grr grr GRR." Wow, I was on crack. Hopefully I won't ever have to do that again.read more ...read less ...
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