Also known as: evanjacobs
I'm a nice guy with bad habits. I love good movies, but still go out and watch summer blockbusters. I love cats but I think dogs are ok. I'm a bad influence but a good friend. I am empathetic and caring but obnoxious and wise-assed. I make friends easily but hate people for very little reason. I am in New York pursuing stand-up comedy while the rest of you pursue monetary interests instead of your dreams. Meanwhile, I live with two roommates from the University of Chicago, from which I graduated with a B.A. in Mathematics, while the rest of you were getting B.A.s for applicable things. Otherwise, I'm the same old Evan, unless you knew me from Highschool. In that case, I am a brand new Evan, who is at least twenty seven percent "cooler." Other than that, the only things I can say about me is that I am a perfect human specimen, except for a single flaw: my penis is abnormally large. I'm gonna have to get a reduction.
Also known as: evanjacobs
Elsie Jacobs lives in Potecasi, North Carolina. Elsie has also lived in Woodland, North Carolina.
