7 Matches for Matt Peters from Richmond, Virginia, USA

Matt W. Peters Age 28

Richmond, VA | San Francisco, CA

Matt Peters lives in Richmond, VA, but has also spent time in San Francisco, CA. He is an alumnus of the James Madison University, Midlothian High School and Usf School Of Law. Kelli Ann Leonard and Mark Lewis Peters are in Matt family.

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Matt B. Peters Age 40

Manhattan Beach, CA | Richmond, VA

My birth was the result of the forbidden love between an Arabic bedouin windsurfer and a lesbian mime. My mother(the lesbian mime) threw me in a dumpster upon recognizing my birth. I dangled from her vagina connected by the umbilical cord for three years before her revelation. I spent my wonder years as the reserve bass player for Mott the Hoople, documenting the entire experience in the now acclaimed diary, The Existential Musings of a Prepubescent Sex Slave. The success of the journal afforded me the opportunity to attend any of the most prestigious universities in America. Naturally, I chose James Madison University in Harrisonburg, Va where I received a degree in Sincerity/Honesty. Now a graduate, I have decided to focus my attention on helping those less fortunate. I now teach sculpture to a class of mentally disabled ten year olds (about the same age as when I was raped by Mott the Hoople). I love the little guys! They mostly just throw clay at me, but they'll get it soon enough. Also, I am blonde and play guitar.


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