Also known as: diebarney25
I am one-of-kind. I am no \"average Joe\". I will never pretend to be someone I am not. I am the guy who you look at and think, \"Did he just say that?\". The guy running through Walmart at 3am having a light saber battle with friends, sober as can be. The one that when you thought you had heard and seen everything will be doing something so \"off the wall\" you don\'t know whether to laugh or call 911. I am the one with all the advice of a 72 year old man. The advice you ask for, but still don\'t take. I am the one that stands out where ever I go. At the club, I\'m the guy people look at and wonder if I am having a heart attack.Someday when you are just sitting around watching tv after a hard day\'s work, you will see me hard at work. Stand-up comic, singer, songwriter, actor. You will see me and think to yourself, \"I think I know that guy.\" I will be the one with the fame, I don\'t want the money. I want to be heard. More importantly, I want to make people laugh and smile. That\'s all I want to do. The guy that makes people happy, for a second, an hour, a liftime. Whatever it takes. No regrets.
