Also known as: DoubleACantu
Top 10 things about me: 10) I give the Mad, Phat, Superfly, Stupid, Dope, Dumbass, Retarded, Bombshit Props. 9) I once taught a German Shepherd to bark in Klingon. 8) I was invited to the White House after winning my Fantasy Football Championship. 7) Woman who dream about me have been known to wake up with encyclopedic knowledge on Batman. 6) It's like being the smartest kid with Down Syndrome! 5) I'm an amateur alcoholic thinking of turning pro. 4) I spend 75% of my money on booze and women, the rest I just waste. 3) George Lucas sent me a hand written apology for Jar Jar Binks. It was delivered by Harrison Ford. 2) I'm a bastard coated bastard with bastard filling... and the number one thing about me... 1) I am: The Most Interesting DORK In The World.I don't always drink beer, but when I do... I prefer Shiner Bock.Stay thirsty my friends.
