Also known as: willy
I'm sort of an asshole, but most people are alright with it. Me and Florida don't get along too well. I don't mind when I get punched in the face at shows. I'll sit through any movie just to see how bad it is, and then I'll tell people to go see it PURELY because it has to be seen to be believed. I wear bandanas just like Rambo does, but do not presume to BE Rambo. I can't do a cartwheel. I noticed recently that my left arm usually swings much farther than my right when I walk. I like reading but don't do it enough. I'm dorkier than I look, depending on how dorky you think I look upon your first impression of me. I re-use cereal bowls two or three times before I'll bother with the dishwasher. I'm an editor for a realty company. It's boring. I'm not friends with people who can't distinguish between 'then' and 'than'. I perpetually need to go grocery shopping. I'm a hopeless romantic and get attached to people too easily. I've been both indoor and outdoor skydiving, indoor is more fun. I'm a pretty nice guy I think, but am pretty introverted. If you put me in front of guitar hero you have lost me for the night. I have no sympathy for someone too drunk to stand up. My hair is nicer than most girls' I meet. I have an iPhone, and sure, you can play with it. If we are watching a new episode of LOST together, and you speak, slaps will be distributed to you. My prized possession is my 5 foot tall 1933 King Kong poster. I play guitar a little bit, but am not very good at it. I wear size 10-10.5 shoes. I can quote almost the entire first 3 seasons of the Office. I hate people who preach their beliefs to anyone other than themselves. I don't throw up the horns anymore because people who listen to Nickelback do that, so it no longer has meaning. Wrestler hands for life. Trail mix is my life blood. It takes a lot to get me really mad, but you'll know when it happens. I didn't think I could touch my toes until I tried the other day and it happened. I'm not creative enough. I drive a Corolla that looks like it should be driven by a latin woman. I'm 6 feet tall. Pepper jack singles are the greatest things ever invented. It's taken me roughly a half an hour to come up with this much random shit about myself. I'm a solid back rub giver. Movies and music make my world go 'round. I'll force anyone who hasn't seen Riki-oh to sit down and watch it with me, just so I have an excuse to watch it again. I have magnetic letters on my fridge. I miss New Hampshire. I you read all this, I'll give you a high five.
