Also known as: JimmysTwit
6'1, a svelte 200lbs, and hazel eyes. My favorite color is Halaya ube. If I could pick anyplace to live, it would be anyplace but where I live. I despise mullets. I've never won at Bingo. I don't hold the steering wheel at 10 and 3 o'clock. Most of the time it's at 12. Sometimes it's at 9 and someone's lap. I write a lot comedy, some of it for stand-up and some for sketches and scripts.
