Also known as: maria_rosa
Short and busty, loud and funny, these are the terms I like to think of myself in. Whether it be with friends or just at the office, I feel the need to be the loudest person there (actually, I just can't hear how loud I am). Sometimes I wish I could find someone who could make me laugh as hard as I have a tendency to make others laugh. Sometimes I just wish that I didn't have any body hair, besides eyebrows, eyelashes, and the hair on my head. Whether I'm wishing, hoping, dreaming or praying, I'm genuinely in awe of things that others deemed ordinary. How a small dog can make a poo as large as its head boggles my mind. But enough about the mundane and ordinary side of me. I'm a genuine Sagitarrius, married to my albino oaf of a high school sweetheart. He'd complain I read too much, drink too much, snore too loudly, and I'm always underfoot. But he must like all those things, because he married me. I'm the mommy (ugh, don't you hate people that think of their pets as children ) of a puppy named Murphy, who looks like a skunk and acts like a spaz on crack. I live the a trailer park (now don't make fun, Kid Rock did too, and don't you wish you were bangin' Pam Lee now?) and work in a Sears warehouse. All in all, the stuff a true crime novel would include in its story line. I love my friends, I love my family, and I hope to meet more and more people in my rise to the top! One day I hope to win the lottery and have all of my body hair removed (except my eyebrows, eyelashes, and silky mane).
Livingston, CA | Merced, CA | San Ramon, CA
Also known as: maria_rosa
Maria Rosa lives in Livingston, California, but has also spent time in Merced, California and San Ramon, California. Rosa Michael Bettencourt-rosa is in Maria family.
